Could Edward Cullen…Get It Up? Epic Wednesdays 2/14/18

Maybe you’ve never thought of this before, or maybe you’ve spent hours coming up with a response worthy of an Anne Rice novel. The question stands to be answered: If vampires don’t have any blood, then how could they get an erection?

 

 

 

 

 

Now I’m sure that there are a number of possible explanations to this problem. One of course is that vampires acquire blood when they hunt. Another somewhat obvious one is that since they are dead (undead?), rigor mortis set in and so he’s always hard. A third answer is that instead of blood, Edward’s veins are full of venom, but I don’t think that vampire logic can apply to the Cullen family.

I think the less obvious answer (unless you read the Twilight books a lot) is that Stephanie Meyers wrote into her books that vampires have a liquid of some kind in them that replaces blood and performs many of the same functions. This may be the logical answer, but not the fun one. Let me know in the comments below what you think is the most fun answer to this tricky Twilight question.

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